Intake · Chat with the bot

Tell us what's eating your week.

The intake bot will ask a handful of questions — painpoints, needs, wants, priorities — then hand a tidy summary to the studio. Type it, or tap the mic to dictate. We reply within two business days.

Intake bot · online

  1. Hi — I'm the intake bot for The Boring Department. My job is to understand what's eating your week so the studio can size it up. Two-minute chat: painpoints, needs, wants (with priorities), and how to reach you. Who am I chatting with, and what's the organisation?
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Plain-English only — no tech stack, code, or hosting talk needed. The studio decides the how. Full terms: /terms.